fabercastiel:

left the house at 7:30am and got home at 7pm im so done with school

ugh i missed the beginning of the stream :/

left the house at 7:30am and got home at 7pm im so done with school

naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water.

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via artfucker1996)

Friend:  Hey why do you like that character so much?
Me:  Are you sure you're ready for this kind of conversation

vivacosima:

cat: places paw tentatively on boob
me: please–
cat: presses paw down on boob
me: don’t–
cat: slowly, agonizingly walks across boobs

  •  Name: soso
  • Age: 19
  • Height: 170cm
  • Weight: too much, overweight
  • Relationship status: single
  • Birthday: 21st june
  • Favorite color: pink!
  • Favorite bands: uuuh kinda changing all the time probs genesis, fall out boy, 30 seconds to mars (the old stuff) and linkin park (i was a scene kid ok). mostly listening to single musicians now
  • Last song listened: wounded healer - watsky
  • Favorite movie: changes but a permanent fav is monty phyton and the holy grail
  • Last movie watched: uHm its been a while since i last seen a movie?? i guess guardians of the galaxy haha or alien?? i cant remember which one i watched last
  • Favorite book: mmmh its weird but Krabat by Ostfried Preußler. Have the best memories connected to it.
  • Last book read: The Stolen Throne by David Gaider 
  • # of pets: 
  • Best school subject: english + german 
  • Mac or PC? PC!
  • Cell phone type: samsung
  • Current shirt color: blue-greyish, the destiny shirt they gave away at gamescom for playing a match
  • Gamer? yeAh
  • Day or night? both
  • Summer or winter? winter, bc ugly sweaters
  • Most-visited website? tumblr or youtube ew
  • Celebrity crush: none right now
  • Biggest turn on: no

oy-eld-thankee:

rambeltilx:

birdghost:

videohall:

A parakeet trying his hardest to say ‘Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition’

I’M CRYING

the spanish inqui-baby bird

Disco is the cutest budgie ever!!!

Inquisition Countdown - 30 Days

Okay so im going to fill out this rly cool meme. im still trying to flesh out my inquisitors but maybe its a little bit interesting for someone? idk but yeah here we go

30 Days: What is your Inquisitor’s Name and why did you name them that?

1. Thenon Lavellan - my skyrim wood elf is named Theril and i kind of just went from there? i wanted to give him a name that meant something but its kind of hard to go from the limited vocabulary on the wiki.

2. Kaitlin Cadash - i tried to find a name which sounded like strength but also kinda cute? so yeah Kaitlin fits her best i think, also thought about Lola or Genevieve but idk

3. Sanaz Adaar still deciding between Rabia and Sanaz though im favouring Sanaz. Tried to find turkish names, bc the beautiful fantasy name generator suggested qunari names are based on turkish names. 

4. Aiden Trevelyan - tbh i havent actually decided yet what his name will be either. Currently thinking about Aaron, Kilian, Aiden (favouring this one) or Liam (though thats my Shepards name)

5. Rose Trevelyan - i love flower names and i also love the image of roses - beautiful but dangerous. Rose is probably the most cliched of all my characters but tbh who cares.

assassincreeds:

ah you like dragon age? i love it. i love the way they just [clenches fist] age those dragons